Please 'Prosead' to the Service Center (Pic)

Snapped this one up at the Denver Airport recently.

Really? This is the best United can do?

Let's prosead, errr... proceed with some new signage folks.

Car 'Flies' Out of Dallas Airport

As seen on CNN:

(The driver was not seriously hurt)

Parody & Son Video on the Guantanamo Bay Tourism Board

From Parody & Son:
Sure, President Obama is closing the detention facility at Guantanamo Bay. But that hardly means the end for Gitmo!! In fact, I’ve just completed a short video for the Guantanamo Bay Tourism Board encouraging travelers to visit Guantanamo and experience the warm Cuban sun, cool Caribbean breezes and that infamous CIA hospitality. You’ll love Guantanamo so much, you’ll never leave!!!
-Bruce and Ross Hopman (a.k.a. Parody & Son).

Flashback: Carol Burnett Show "No Frills Airline"

I've had tons of hits from this old Carol Burnett clip titled, "No Frills Airline," first posted last Summer. So, for some good ol' Friday funnies and flashbacks, thought I'd bring it back for ya.

Enjoy, and welcome aboard the No Frills Airline.

Prague's Franz Kafka Int'l Named World's Most Alienating Airport

Good laughs from The Onion:


Prague's Franz Kafka International Named World's Most Alienating Airport

Friday Fun: World's Highest Waterfall Dive

Check out this video on YouTube of a man in China attempting to make the Guinness Book of World Records for highest waterful dive.

Security Checkpoint. Friday Fun

People Pushers and Diving Into the Antarctic (Friday Fun)

Have two amusing videos for you today. The first, people pushers, comes from Japan, illustrating the rush to catch the train. The second, a Lonely Planet TV video of a man truly enjoying his vacation to the Antarctic. Enjoy!

Pam Ann Global Alliance (Friday Fun)

Had the great pleasure of watching a live performance of Pam Ann a few years ago down in Los Angeles. She is the comedic hero to all frequent fliers. I've included a couple videos circulating the web, but must insist that you see her live if presented the opportunity. The videos simply don't capture her true on stage act. Nevertheless, funny enough for inFLIGHTout Friday Fun.

Bay Area Airports and Airline Trivia (Friday Fun)

Time to put to your local commercial aviation knowledge to the test. Here are 15 trivia questions, all relating to airports and airlines familiar to the Bay Area. Answers can be found at the bottom of the post. Have fun!

1. Which airline will begin flying nonstop between San Francisco and Long Beach starting in mid-October?


2. Which airline used the popular slogans, "We know why you fly" and "Something special in the air?"


3. Which two airlines, both of which fly from the Bay Area, utilize the "mile high city" as a hub or base?


4. Which airline was the first to fly the Airbus A380 in regular commercial air service?


5. If you want to fly non-stop to Amsterdam from the Bay Area, what airline would you be flying?


6. In January 2000, a plane enroute to San Francisco from Puerto Vallarta was involved in a crash off the coast of Los Angeles. Which airline did the plane belong to?


7. Which four airlines fly non-stop between San Francisco and Seoul?


8. True or False: Cal-Train offers direct service to San Francisco Airport?


9. What is the name of the AC Transit bus that shuttles passengers between Oakland airport and the Oakland Coliseum?


10. Which airline currently operates regular commercial airline service from Santa Rosa (STS) airport?


11. Who is San Jose's airport named after?


12. Multiple choice: Which route is not currently operating for regular commercial flights? a. SFO-Sacramento b. SFO-Santa Rosa c. SFO-Monterey d. All these routes are available


13. Multiple choice: As of August 15, 2008, how many cities does Southwest fly non-stop out of Oakland? a. 0-10 b. 11-20 c. 21-30 d. more than 3o cities.


14. What is the name of the Airport Lounge for Alaska Airlines?
    
15. Which airline, which operates from the Bay Area, announced plans to add a special class of service on flights called, "Main Cabin Select?"

Answers:

1. JetBlue 2. American 3. United, Frontier 4. Singapore 5. KLM 6. Alaska 7. United, Korean, Asiana, Singapore 8. False; BART does however. 9. AirBART 10. Horizon Airlines/Alaska 11. Norman Y Mineta, former San Jose Mayor. 12. B. 13. C. 14. Board Room. 15. Virgin America

Rhett and Link's BBQ Song (Friday Fun)

(Thanks Tommy)
Nothing like taking a trip to the great South and munching away on gool ol' BBQ. But not all BBQ's are created equal. So help educate us on the finer points in BBQ, Rhett and Link came up with this catchy, but not spicy, BBQ Song. Sing along!
(This video is suitable for work)

End of Week Humor: Where Is Your Bag?

Here are a couple video clips of lost luggage that should give you some end-of-the-week chuckles. Enjoy-and have a great weekend.

Friday Afternoon Humor.

Have a great Labor Day Weekend everyone!!!